If you send a Mare to SAXON,
Five guineas you must pay;
NEW FASHION's fee is only three,
And not so far away.
Or if you fancy old CONNAUGHT,
At a ten guinea fee;
You'll have to go to Kirkburn Grange,
There's another pound you see.
Or GANNYMEDE the champion,
That stands at Eccleshill;
His fee is fifteen guineas,
But I know one higher still.
That other one is old DANEGELT,
You have heard of him before;
If you should send a Mare to him,
You'll have to pay a score.
NEW FASHION is his grandson,
Mixed in with RUFUS blood;
So if you want perfection,
Come down to NOTHARD STUD.
NEW FASHION's fee is not a score,
Not even just fifteen;
And he is of as pure blood,
As ever you have seen.
He will not charge ten guineas,
Nor even up to five;
NEW FASHION's fee is moderate,
So farmers look alive.
You need not pay extravagant fees,
As people's done before;
When you can have the best of blood,
Just at your own back door.
You'd better start Nag breeding,
You'll find a better job;
Than growing wheat and selling it,
A load for seven bob.
Another word before we part,
And that will end my tune;
Three guineas you will kindly pay,
On the twenty-first of June.